Advice to a Son - Ernest Hemingway
Never trust a white man,
Never kill a Jew,
Never sign a contract,
Never rent a pew.
Don't enlist in A R M I E S
Nor marry many wives;
Never write for magazines ;
Never scratch your hives.
Always put paper on the seat,
Don't believe in wars ,
Keep yourself both clean and neat
Never marry whores .
Never pay a blackmailer ,
Never go to LAW
Never trust a publisher
Or you'll sleep on straw
All your friends will leave you
All your friends will die
So lead a clean and wholesome life
And join them in the sky